Ok, it’s not just for data center folks. But it is a way to turn this

into this

It’s called speed cabling, and it’s coming to a town near you. As long as you live near Los Angeles. The finals are at 8 p.m. tomorrow, Feb. 8, at Machine Project, an L.A. art gallery that also holds workshops, events and performances. Aside from the cabling contest, the event will also have pretzels to snack on and lectures on knot theory.